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Hi, I'm Eli. I love baseball. Among other things.
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magicaho:

hitintothecove:

hitintothecove:

so there was a bondage street fair today and as we were driving my dad kept staring at the men with nipple clamps and leather booty shorts and my mom seemed weirdly okay with it and i feel like i should have asked more questions than i did

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dammit andre my dad might have a dark homosexual past this is no time for puns

It’s only dark if the leather is black

do you really think the leather was any other color like it was a bondage street fair and unless hello kitty is into some kinky stuff this shit’s gonna be black

orsonwelles:

cute selfies from last week 💖

orsonwelles:

cute selfies from last week 💖

hitintothecove:

so there was a bondage street fair today and as we were driving my dad kept staring at the men with nipple clamps and leather booty shorts and my mom seemed weirdly okay with it and i feel like i should have asked more questions than i did

dammit andre my dad might have a dark homosexual past this is no time for puns

so there was a bondage street fair today and as we were driving my dad kept staring at the men with nipple clamps and leather booty shorts and my mom seemed weirdly okay with it and i feel like i should have asked more questions than i did

Tagged with: #eli shut up  

cosmiicprince:

carrotcakebandit:

au where every sports anime is happening at the same school

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i am genuinely amazed at people who take their tea with milk and a sweetener

callmekitto:

fishfishlove:

On that day the pin retrieval area received a grim reminder…

JESUS CHRIST

callmekitto:

fishfishlove:

On that day the pin retrieval area received a grim reminder…

JESUS CHRIST

Tagged with: #night vale  #attack on titan  

eridongs:

perrierra:

what if instead of “show yourselves, corrupted children, I am the voice of forgiveness that will eliminate your calamitous forms” it was

"let’s do this shit"

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and as an added bonus:

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Tagged with: #off game